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http://blog.i.ua/user/1648903/245156/

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If You can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, You will be speakin’ English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After tryin’ the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to readin’ six lines aloud. Try them Yourself!

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Dearest creature in creation
Study English pronunciation
I will teach You in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse
I will keep You, Suzy, busy
Make Your head with heat grow dizzy
Read more...

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Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?

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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

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Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

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